Just Read The Thing Lol I Can't Fit Anything In The Dang Title


  • Balance mode is now called ninja mode
    • Just in-game tho, it's still called balance in the code, which is going to get a little annoying but I don't really want to fix it
  • Apples are in the game now, I don't know if I like them because the unpredictability of their movement removes that feeling that the player is always in control, thereby removing the immediate knowledge that any given death is the fault of the player's insufficiency and not the game's unfairness. An important trademark of the rage platformer genre is that no individual element can shift the control out of the player's hands so that they can be blamed for anything going wrong. Brutal fairness in place of brutal unfairness.
  • I reworked the eating mechanic several times, I ended up keeping it the same but I didn't have much time for bug fixing so I may try variations in the future
  • I added links at the bottom to both the devlogs and to the rest of my profile, I don't know if they work on a chromebook yet because I literally didn't have time to test anything
  • 7 new levels? Somewhere around there, none of them are actually fun lol
    • Y'ALL
    • BITCHES
    • ARE
    • NEVER
    • ON
    • THE
    • FUMKIN
    • DISCORD
    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Apple machines and gates, the prior of which will just spawn an apple every 2 seconds, and the latter of which disappears when all apples are eaten. For now the apple machine is edible, so yeah, good job reading the devlog you get a free strat. It's useless on all the levels we have so far but I plan on entirely reworking the levels once I have all of the elements built. Either in the level-based fashion we have now or in a more "Getting Over It" sort of singular giant level.
  • Lol get on the discord or I will come to each of your homes while you sleep and tear your faces off and eat them.
  • I think there was probably something else I made
    • I don't remember
      • It probably doesn't matter

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